I’m no Violet Beauregarde

Posted on August 9th, 2011. Written by .

I am 26 weeks pregnant today. I always hate writing that part for some reason. Odd.

So today i have been pondering, its been a while since I’ve looked after a newborn baby, 6 years to be precise. I find myself wondering what the hell will I do with him? Just look at him? I mean obviously he will do plenty off feeding and pooing, but what else?

Its so different the second time, even though the last one was so long ago I’m finding that I’m a lot more relaxed and laid back, his clothes and assorted things are sitting in a lounge room on a table, I’m not even sure what I’m supposed to do with all these things, do I find a place for them? Or do they all sit there until I find a use for them? Gosh. I’m a terrible human.

This week I’ve been many things: Irritable, happy, angry, emotional, maybe a little crazy? My poor husband. He was so over it he actually left the house for 2 days. Good one WHOREMONES. You ruin EVERYTHING!

I’m assuming the baby has turned and is possibly head down, since every now and then ill get these horrid grinding stabs to the down there parts, while getting a nice boot to the ribs. I wish so badly that Shaun could feel what his spawn is doing to me. I feel like I know this baby already as many mothers say of their babies and Shaun says when ever he pictures the baby he pictures a little version of my son Tosh (From another relationship). He seems to like music, more rocky music though like Ben Kenny, none of that sad love song stuff. Hes his fathers son.

I’m getting Large, BUT no where near as large as I was with my son, I feel like I’m quite slim still, and i am not Violet Beauregarde yet. So I’m feeling ok about my 7 kg weight gain. My hands however keep doing this odd puffy thing and they tingle a little, and I feel like my great big guts has crushed the bones in them.

I’m so tired a lot lately, and have taken a back burner on cleaning as we did a spirit board and it told me to relax. So I am sure gonna do what the spirits are telling me, good old spirits when Shaun asked them if he needs to help out more though the bastards said NO! What the? Naughty Spirits.

A good nights sleep is hard to come by lately, i seriously get up at least 6-8 times a night to pee, and when I’m there almost nothing happens and I gotta go back to bed so disappointed at my body for not producing the goods.


Well. I have to go pee. So I best do as I’m told.


Peace :D

This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 9th, 2011 at 1:54 pm and is filed under Up The Duff Without a Paddle.
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My name is Antanika Holton and I'm up the Duff! I was born and raised in South Australia, had my first son Tosh when I was 20 years old and married my YouTube Rockstar Husband Shaun (Projected Twin) in November last year! We've settled into a happy little coastal town called Goolwa and are EXTREMELY excited to be awaiting the arrival of our first child together and Tosh's first little brother or sister! We had been trying to conceive since the middle of 2010 and unfortunately had to go through the ordeal of 2 early term miscarriages. BUT! We're in the clear and I'm here to count down to our beautiful baby with you!

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