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My Due Date: October 31, 2012I have given birth!
Age: 51 years old
Location: Houston, United States
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5w6d: Holy Constipation, Batman!
By DestinyStarr » Posted Mar. 6, 2012 12:42pm - 16565 views - 9 comments
(This journal entry is not for the faint-at-heart. Consider yourself warned. lol)
If I don't "go" soon, I am going to explode.
Like for real.
I'm not talking these little fake-ass Reese cup poops, I need something HUGE to happen.
I am EXTREMELY bloated and EXTREMELY constipated. I look about 5 months pregnant right now. And it's not the good pregnancy look either. I'm not a small girl and I have quite a bit of belly candy, so this is looking well out of control at this juncture.
I've been drinking TONS of water, to no avail. I've been eating scores of veggies and apples too. Lots of good ol' flatulence, but no damn poop!
Then, I started eating Metamucil wafers. That of course is piling more upon the dump, but not helping to push it out yet.
Aye carumba!!!! I have got to be retaining at least 10 pounds of poop right now, I swear.
My only solace is that tiny life growing inside of me.... because this traffic jam that I've got going on inside is SO not right.
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5w6d: Holy Constipation, Batman!
By DestinyStarr » Posted Mar. 6, 2012 12:42pm - 16565 views - 9 comments
(This journal entry is not for the faint-at-heart. Consider yourself warned. lol)
If I don't "go" soon, I am going to explode.
Like for real.
I'm not talking these little fake-ass Reese cup poops, I need something HUGE to happen.
I am EXTREMELY bloated and EXTREMELY constipated. I look about 5 months pregnant right now. And it's not the good pregnancy look either. I'm not a small girl and I have quite a bit of belly candy, so this is looking well out of control at this juncture.
I've been drinking TONS of water, to no avail. I've been eating scores of veggies and apples too. Lots of good ol' flatulence, but no damn poop!
Then, I started eating Metamucil wafers. That of course is piling more upon the dump, but not helping to push it out yet.
Aye carumba!!!! I have got to be retaining at least 10 pounds of poop right now, I swear.
My only solace is that tiny life growing inside of me.... because this traffic jam that I've got going on inside is SO not right.
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 | Comment from WearindRed » Posted Mar. 6, 2012 12:58pm Watermelon! Nature laxative really give it a try. |
